The Adventures of an Ostrich and a Dinosaur

Welcome to The Adventures of an Ostrich & a Dinosaur! :)

We are a magical duo from Canada made up of a big flightless outlandish bird (Ben) & a large-headed little-armed delusional reptile (Katie). We rant, we doodle, & we fight for what we love.

(We love cheese)
Aug 9 '11

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Jan 29 '11
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Same Sex Penguin Couple


Harry and Pepper are a pair of adorable male Magellan penguins at the San Francisco Zoo. The couple’s relationship began in 2003, and they were together for the last 6 years. The two black-and-white birds paired off when outgoing Harry befriended Pepper, an introvert who sticks mostly to his burrow. At the time, the two were adolescents and everyone assumed they were just friends. But soon they were nesting together. Harry would gather grass and bring it home to Pepper, who would arrange it tidily in their burrow. Single females would come around, but both birds never seemed interested.They even adopted an egg together in 2008, as the pair was allowed to incubate and hatch an egg another penguin had laid. “Of all of the parents that year, they were the best,” Brown said. “They took very good care of their chick. He ended up being the largest chick on the island.”



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Same Sex Penguin Couple

Harry and Pepper are a pair of adorable male Magellan penguins at the San Francisco Zoo. The couple’s relationship began in 2003, and they were together for the last 6 years. The two black-and-white birds paired off when outgoing Harry befriended Pepper, an introvert who sticks mostly to his burrow. At the time, the two were adolescents and everyone assumed they were just friends. But soon they were nesting together. Harry would gather grass and bring it home to Pepper, who would arrange it tidily in their burrow. Single females would come around, but both birds never seemed interested.

They even adopted an egg together in 2008, as the pair was allowed to incubate and hatch an egg another penguin had laid. “Of all of the parents that year, they were the best,” Brown said. “They took very good care of their chick. He ended up being the largest chick on the island.”

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Jan 28 '11

we’re back, kind of.

hello, dino here.

so, last night I had a nightmare and woke up shouting.. just in time for school, where i had a test first block and a test last block. anyway, in my dream, i got told that ostrich was being sold on eBay. so of course i freaked out. and i had to talk to him on facebook chat and make sure he wasn’t getting bidded on. bidded… thats.. not a word.

anyway just thought i would let everyone know that we’re still alive. yep. kind of. barely.

but yeah, we’re doing okay.

kind of.

on a side note, i’m ESL (actually) so you can blame my bad grammar and lack of capitalization on my ESL-ness and … my laziness.

Tags: esl ebay

Jan 28 '11

Fucking temperature.

apandaspropaganda:

Put feet outside of blankets.

TOO COLD.

Put feet inside blankets.

TOO WARM.

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Jan 16 '11

you were always singing along .

katieklo:

The worst thing about missing someone is when you hear a song associated with them. You’re immediately taken back to wherever you heard it or whenever they sang it and for a few seconds you feel ecstatic but then it fades and you’re back to where you started.

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Jan 16 '11

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Jan 15 '11
patrickstardust:

Laughter.

patrickstardust:

Laughter.

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Jan 15 '11
strathcona 2010.

strathcona 2010.

Jan 15 '11

How to be Funny

1. Say the opposite of what you mean.

2. Laugh at your own jokes.

3. See what I did there.

Tags: question marks

Jan 15 '11
the-losers-are-coming:

fthewhat:

keepmovinforward:

chrisdrewrappstwice:

sc-sc-scanty:

siriusexgod:

jealousorchard:

idkflycasual:

jervant:


What the hell?
how is this obscene:

you know what’s obscene?

now that’s obscene

pfff

ohmygdogdkgs

wat

CRYING
OMG
ASKUAJFNDBHDESNJHXGNKWFDJHCXB

vnjksvnjskdv

sweet babby jesus

DSKJF;AKLDSJ ;SDKLJF

**Philippines

the-losers-are-coming:

fthewhat:

keepmovinforward:

chrisdrewrappstwice:

sc-sc-scanty:

siriusexgod:

jealousorchard:

idkflycasual:

jervant:

What the hell?

how is this obscene:

you know what’s obscene?

now that’s obscene

pfff

ohmygdogdkgs

wat

CRYING

OMG

ASKUAJFNDBHDESNJHXGNKWFDJHCXB

vnjksvnjskdv

sweet babby jesus

DSKJF;AKLDSJ ;SDKLJF

**Philippines

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